"Combination of Murder in the Cathedral if it took place in the Valley of Defilement, the opening segment of
EarthBound mixed with Les Chants des Maldoror, Scooby-Doo cantos by Baudelaire, Space Funeral if
penned by Pierre Klossowski, rotting away in upstate New York – if I can live up to any of this
“fucking shit,” I swear to god I’ll, uh, I dunno, buy myself a Sega Dreamcast." - nilson, may 2016
Due sometime 2017
Bi-monthly poetry zine series made by me and my friends. Currently in need of more friends, okay?
Where is the Castlevania cart with the key inside?
It's still under One-Eyed Jim's
porch, but rumor has it he's still shooting
trick-or-treaters point blank,
at least according to Diary of a (Dead) Wimpy Kid.
Meanwhile, under a spotlight, under the ride,
RA Colin plucks erection mushrooms
from my t-shirt, warning me to stay out of
the bushes and apologizing for the broken
roller coaster and he says that I almost died,
but I'm more interested in going back to
the old docks and watching the steam seep in,
waiting for a girl from school to give me a
clue or quest.
"Are these Gamecube games yours?" he offers.
we watch Coffin Kid, age twelve, get his
brains blown out, pumpkin bucket full of
tacks and crack.